:))
LMAO!!!
“ASPARAGUS…!”
When I wake up on my birthday:
+What I expect my parents have planned:
What they actually do:
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Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when I’m back in 2 hours
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You: Yeah, sure thing.
Next hour and a half…
And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…
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